On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Twelve M.R.E.s,
Eleven Respirator Masks,
Ten Fire Starters,
Nine Emergency Blankets,
Eight Body Warmers,
Seven Water Filtration Bottles,
Six Lights a-Flashing,
Five Blades of Steel,
Four Satellite Phones,
Three Bug-Out Bags,
Two pair of Gloves,
And a Carabineer!

Happy Holidays from Year Zero Survival